APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
Name of Girlfriend/Fiance/Partner/Wife:
I’m going out.
Signed: (me) _____________________________

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiance/Husband:

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

Time of return

Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed:

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the
stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiance/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total

Locations to be visited

Females with whom conversation is permitted

IMPORTANT STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree
it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules and regulations. I understand that this is going to cost
me a fortune in chocolates and flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards
whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree,
should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any
stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I
promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half),
the above information is correct.

Signed - Boyfriend/Fiance/Husband:

Request is: APPROVED DENIED

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
_____________________________________________________________________________
Permission for my boyfriend/fiance/husband to be away for the following period of time:

Date: Time of departure: Time of return:

Signed Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife:

Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:

Sooo instead of working today like I should be (For those who don’t know, I create websites for a company in my so called spare time. It gives us a little extra cash to spend on the house), I am adding pictures of Madison. Those of you who don’t think we take enough pictures, please stand up. My god. I am afraid of what happens when kid #2 comes along (no I am not pregnant).

The new windows pictures are under Feb. 2006. Madison’s Easter pics that were done at Sears are under March 2006.

Life here is boring as usual. I am going to a Lia Sophia party tonight. The highlight of my week. I think this weekend we are tearing down the old swingset in the yard and maybe put some sod down. Currently, the swingset is bowing so bad that I don’t trust it (that’s why we bought Madison a new one). The previous owners of our house had woodchips underneath. So not only do we have to take the stupid thing down, we have to clean up underneath. Then lay down some sod. Otherwise, Miss 2 year old will be playing in the big dirt pile.

I don’t understand it though. We now have this nice yard with lots of grass and she finds the dirt piles and plays in there. The kid has a sandbox. But the dirt must be more fun.

Ok. Gotta go make us lunch. Be back later.

Sooo anyone know where I can get a good bird book? We’ve got, I swear, a zillion birds here. We have identified a cardinal, finchs, morning doves, blackbird, and robins. We’ve also seen a black bird with a blue head. No idea what that is. Also, I’d love to get the cardinals in our yard. It is in the neighbor’s (the house the builder bought) tree.

Also, we have boxelders . Anybody know how to get rid of them?

We redid the windows in the living room in February I’ve included the before and after pictures. Let me know what you think.

So I decided to start a blog site to basically keep in touch with everyone. Since I have had Madison, it has been harder and harder to keep in touch. So, I figured lets try this out. I added some Google ads to see if I could make a little cash too. lol I tried myspace, but that didn’t really trip my trigger too much.

Sooo let me know what you think and post. I am hoping to put some pics of Madison up (we just had her Easter pics done) very soon.