Skin Graft
A doctor want to use a skin graft where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.
His wife’s tissue type was a match so she offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on [...]
Letter
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy’s response is hilarious, but read the State’s letter before you get to the response letter
SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County
Dear Mr. DeVries:
It has come to the attention [...]
Contest
A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes in corporate America:
“As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees [...]
In the beginning
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan [...]
Update
We took Madison to the doctor last Monday. They seemed to think that most likely her bloodwork was off due to her having the flu. We are doing a complete workup on her. I got the first test results back and they were normal.
I went and shadowed a Lia [...]
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