A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff’s Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better Education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Deputy’s expense.

Deputy says, “License and registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What for?”
Deputy says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Deputy says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and Registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Deputy says, “The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that’s The law. License and registration, please!”
Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and Stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and no ticket.”
Deputy says, “Deal. Exit your vehicle, sir.”

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the crap out of the lawyer and says, “Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?”

I borrowed this list from another blog. All I have to say is that I’m glad I’ve got a normal name:

Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue (daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Jett (son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston)
Diezel and Denim (sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis)
Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael (children of Michael Jackson)
Speck Wildhorse and Hud (sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin)
Pilot Inspektor (son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Tu Morrow (daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre)
Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie (daughters of the late Paula Yates and Bob Geldof is father to the other three)
Zowie (son of David Bowie — he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan)
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono)
Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths)
Jaz (daughter of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf)
Romeo and Brooklyn (sons of Victoria and David Beckham)
Aurelius (son of Elle Macpherson)
Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of Robby Benson)
Hopper Jack (son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn)
Kyd (son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)
Reignbeau and Freedom (daughter and son of Ving Rhames)
Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson)
Apple Blythe Alison Martin (daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)
Kal-el Coppola Cage (son of Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim )

We are back from Green Bay. I feel refreshed. I also need to clarify some things I have said previously on here. My hubby is a pain in the butt for not going to my support group with me, but I understand why he does not want to do. Also, I didn’t clarify very well when I said I feel misunderstood. What I meant was that some of my friends and family ignore the situation and pretend like it didn’t happen. What I wrote did not come out that way.

I am in a place now that I think I may be able to move on. I had one of my sister’s friends congradualate me on my pregnancy and I didn’t completely fall apart. I explained what happened and then she felt bad. I had another one of my friends ask when we were having another baby. And I think I handled that well too. Its hard. It sucks. But I am slowly but surely moving on.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it’s harder every time. You’ll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend. You’ll blame a new love for things an old one did. You’ll cry because time is passing too fast, and you’ll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you’ve never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back.

Don’t be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

When you have a “I hate My Job” day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement,

“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested”.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.”

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!