Men Are Like . . .

1. Men are like … Laxatives … They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like … Bananas … The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like … Weather … Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like … Blenders… You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like … Chocolate Bars … Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like … Commercials … You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like … Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like … Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like … Mascara … They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like … Popcorn … They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like … Snowstorms … You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like … Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like … Parking Spots … All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


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