Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83-years-old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”
The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”
This is really funny. You have to check out the landscaping bill that they received. I really did laugh out loud at this one.
Eight-track tape deck
When prerecorded eight track tapes and tape players first hit the market in 1965, they were a must for true music fans. At the time, AM/FM radio was the only musical option built into most cars. Only a few very large metro areas had stations that played album rock. With an 8 track player mounted under the dashboard, you were able to listen to artist who were rarely played on the radio.
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