Mr. Fabulous over at Pointless Drivel has a cool new meme to do. I agreed, because well he’s so hot. Seriously though, I read his blog everyday, so I can laugh my butt off. Behavior like you see here is common in my house with my husband, so I can relate to Mrs. Fab’s life. LOL The cool thing about this meme is that you have to request to be involved in it. This is an interview meme. I have bolded Mr. Fab’s questions:

You’re pregnant. Admit it; sometimes late at night when you can’t sleep, don’t you listen to your heart and wish that I was the father?

Everyday, Mr. Fabulous, everyday. LOL Shhh, don’t tell my hubby though.

Your Alexa ranking is much better than mine. Give me a reason why I should not slay you in a fit of jealousy.

I have the Firefox toolbar plugin thing. So everyday when I visit your site, I am helping you. And I did nominate you for the Bloggers Choice Awards. That should count for something.

Where in the world IS that bitch Carmen Sandiego?

Under my daughter bed or in her closet. She just started being afraid of everything, so those are two really good places to start looking.

Do you believe in soul mates, or do you think that the game of love is one big roll of the cosmic dice?

I believe in fate and that everything happens for a reason (not sure if that really answers the question). For example, Bill was telling me this weekend that he had applied at other colleges besides the Milwaukee School of Engineering. If he had went to any of the other schools, I would never have met him. If I wouldn’t have gotten stood up, I never would have looked at him as more than a friend.

You are originally from Wisconsin. Were you driven out because you have a high IQ or because you are lactose intolerant?

I think I am going to pee my pants laughing. Why? Because I am actually lactose intolerant. I have never drank a glass of milk in my life. I do like ice cream, but it makes me sick. I would also like to think that I have a high IQ too. Though I am still a Packers fan, so the hubby disagrees on the high IQ thing.

And if you want to keep this going….

  1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
  2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
  3. You will update your weblog with the answers to the questions.
  4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
  5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Pretty easy!!!