Womanly Things

This post is going to be complaining about womanly things that with be referred to as Flo (you know, the waitress from the game Diner Dash). I just wanted to warn the faint of heart before I begin.

Do you know what having a baby does to your hormones? If not, let me explain. It completely throws them out of wack. Why do I say that? Well, after having Madison, for about 5 months, Flo would visit three weeks out of the month. Then I would have a week without her and then she would come and visit again. This wonderful occurrence started after what I have happening now. Currently, Flo visits every two weeks. I am on birth control, so this should NOT be happening. However, until we find the one that works for me, we play this wonderful game. I get PMS, so anyone who has regular contact with me should get some term life insurance. Seriously. After having Madison, they actually put me on PMD medication, since I was so moody.  I hoping to avoid that right now.

On the other end of womanly things, I bought some new bras, since after having Will, the girls changed in size.  Here’s the scary/weird part of the story.  Bill was checking out what I bought when I went shopping and asked what size they were.  I said they were a DD cup, and he goes no they look more D cup.  I checked, and he was right.  Why does my husband know cup sizes by just looking at them?  LOL

Comments

  1. Heh, my hormones are just naturally out of whack. Flo used to visit once in a blue moon and now she's over for two to three weeks out of the month. She's such a pain!

    It must be an unwritten law that men will know bra and breast sizes at a glance. I know way too many guys that can take a glance and tell you the size accurately.

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