Madison

We went to the new doctor today for Madison's 3 year old check up. She is 38 1/2 inches tall and 34 lbs. That means she gained 1/2 inch and 3 lbs in the last 6 months. Not bad kid. We are starting her on a multivitamin. They are also putting her on a prescription for her pooping problem. This is something we have been messing around with since she was 7 … [Read more...]

Useless information

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb, The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 … [Read more...]