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Facts on Figures

There are 3 billion women who don’t look like super models and only eight who do.

Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14 ?

If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all FOURS due to her proportions!

The average woman weighs 144 pounds, and wears between a size 12-14.

One out of every 4 college-aged women has an eating disorder.

The Models in the magazines are AIRBRUSHED!!! – NOT Perfect!!

A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent looking at a Fashion Magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty and SHAMEFUL!

Models 20 years ago weighed 8% Less than the average Woman. Today they weigh 23% less……

An English professor wrote the words: “WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING” on the blackboard, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “WOMAN!! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!”

The Images of Mother

4YEARS OF AGE – My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE – My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE – My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE – Naturally, Mother doesn’t know that, either!
16 YEARS OF AGE – Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE – That old woman? She’s way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE – Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE – Before we decide, let’s get Mom’s opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE – Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE – Wish I could talk it over with Mom. . ..

Today

Rough day today. Had to run Madison to the doctor for stitches. She ended up with 4 stitches. It sucked. It was bad. I feel like a horrible mother. I haven’t smoked in like 8 years and I’d love to go outside and have one right now. That’s my day.

She needs antibiotics now. And giving her medicine is like pulling teeth. Will be fun.

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