Posts Tagged ‘all_fours’
Will Stuff
I had something really weird happen yesterday. I gave Will the remote to his mobile to play with while I was changing his diaper. He was playing with it, and all of a sudden, the boom box in his room (which we use to play classical music for him at night) started playing. The only thing I can figure out is that his mobile remote turned it on (or my house is haunted). Anybody have anything like this happen to them?
I also have a feeling that Will isn’t going to crawl. Instead of trying to crawl, he gets on all fours. Then he tries to stand with his legs and still has his hands on the ground. I am hoping you can picture this. That is how he has been trying to get around today. It is pretty funny to watch. He also has been trying to pull himself up on the furniture, so I know it is only a matter of time before he takes off.
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Questions to Make You Think
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
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H = How are you?
E = Everything all right?
L = Like to hear from you
L = Love to see you soon
O = Oh, and don’t forget to write……
So, HELLO ………..!
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Facts on Figures
There are 3 billion women who don’t look like super models and only eight who do.
Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14 ?
If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all FOURS due to her proportions!
The average woman weighs 144 pounds, and wears between a size 12-14.
One out of every 4 college-aged women has an eating disorder.
The Models in the magazines are AIRBRUSHED!!! – NOT Perfect!!
A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent looking at a Fashion Magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty and SHAMEFUL!
Models 20 years ago weighed 8% Less than the average Woman. Today they weigh 23% less……
An English professor wrote the words: “WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN IS NOTHING” on the blackboard, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “WOMAN!! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!”
The Images of Mother
4YEARS OF AGE – My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE – My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE – My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE – Naturally, Mother doesn’t know that, either!
16 YEARS OF AGE – Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE – That old woman? She’s way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE – Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE – Before we decide, let’s get Mom’s opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE – Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE – Wish I could talk it over with Mom. . ..
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