Posts Tagged ‘animals’

The Nursery

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007

Well, we finally got it done. I think we are ready for the baby now. The crib came in on Friday, and Bill put it together yesterday. It looks pretty good. (Yes, the stuffed animals will be removed from the crib before the baby gets here!)

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Update to my church post

Sunday, April 29th, 2007

Well, I am not real impressed. We sat in the kids room. This didn’t make sense to me. The singers were miked, and we could hear them clearly. The priest was not. I could not hear his sermon at all. I didn’t go to church for an hour (well, we left during communion since there was no containing Madison anymore at that point, so it was more like 40 minutes) to not even hear the priest. I was pretty disappointed.

Granted, I know we were in the kids room, but why don’t other parents make their kids sit during mass. It makes it increasing difficult to make my kid mind when yours are running around like wild animals.

Next Sunday, we try a different church.

Children’s Programming

Friday, March 16th, 2007

Children’s programming is not what it use to be. I remember being a child and your only choice was Sesame Street. Nowadays, you have stations like Noggin and Nick Jr. who are dedicated to children’s program. My daughter does not even really like Sesame Street. Some of Madison’s favorite shows include Upside Down Show and Wonder Pets. I actually TIVO these two shows for her, so we can watch them any time we want.

The Upside Down show has Shane and David, and we get to watch their daily adventures. We have been to the art museum, the movies, and the airport among several other places with them. The part Madison loves the most about this show is the imaginary remote. She often plays with her imaginary remote even when we are not watching the show. Honestly, I find the show pretty corny, but my husband giggles right along with Madison (not sure what that says). There are several learning goals with this show:

Imaginative Play

  • boosts creativity by modeling pretend play
  • fosters a humorous approach to problem-solving
  • models a think-outside-the-box attitude

Language and Early Literacy Skills

  • introduces new vocabulary in surprising and funny ways
  • reinforces phonological awareness with use of alliteration, rhyming, and other kinds of language play

Cognitive Skills

  • reinforces logical thinking skills such as making predictions and noticing connections
  • models using abstract thinking and imagination to find new ways of looking at a problem
  • demonstrates and explores relational concepts (high/low, inside/outside, light/dark)

Social and Emotional Development

  • models cooperation and negotiation
  • models accommodating and supporting the needs of others

At least she is learning when she is watching this. I do have to admit that my favorite imaginary remote button has to be the Irish dancing button.

The other show she enjoys is Wonder Pets. This show is about three classroom pets named Linny (he’s the guinea pig), Ming-Ming (the duck), and Tuck (the turtle). The show is about how these three animals turn into superhereos to save other animals in trouble. This is one of my favorite shows. It is cute and even holds my attention. The learning goals that are supported by this show are:

Cognitive Skills
Language and Early Literacy

  • introduces new vocabulary
  • reinforces phonological awareness with its use of sung dialogue, rhythms, alliteration, and songs

Music

  • exposes viewers to a wide range of musical styles and formats
  • helps make connections between musical styles and world cultures

Social and Emotional Development

  • promotes appreciation of and orientation towards teamwork
  • models cooperation with others
  • reinforces the value of listening to others’ ideas
  • models an attitude of helping

There are a few other show I like too, but these are Madison two main shows that we do not miss. These shows are not too annoying, and I like that she is learning something by watching them.

Pets

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

We really do not have any pets. We have fish. The fish were the experiment to see if Bill could handle something like a cat or a dog. I have never had a pet and do not really see the need for one. Bill, on the other hand, has been brought up with animals. At times, it sounds like his house could have been a zoo. We still only have fish, because he sucks at taking care of them. He never remembers to take care of the tank. I don’t think he remembers to feed them every day. He then wonders why I won’t let him get anything else. I already have 2 people to take care of plus another one on the way. I don’t need anything else added to that list.

Bill’s theory is that he can keep working on me and I will give in eventually. We’ll have to see . . .

Eve’s side of the story

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. “So,How is everything going?” inquired God.

“It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied.

“The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, Everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these Breasts you have given me The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,” reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc……….she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more “symmetrically balanced,” as she put it.

“That is a fair point,” replied God, “But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.” And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. “Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?” “Just fantastic,” she replied, “But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.”

God thought for a moment and said, “You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you Now let’s see………..where did I put the useless boob?”

Now doesn’t THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?