Credit Card Humor

Bill and Mary are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we … [Read more...]

Today

Well, today was interesting. Madison decided to get up at around 2 am wanting juice and to be rocked. Still not sure why. Wouldn't go back to bed either. I ended up putting her in bed with Bill and me. And she dozed till Bill had to get up for work. She was not happy about Bill getting up and leaving either. However, she did go potty for him. I also … [Read more...]