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		<title>Postie Carnival</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>I apologize that I haven&#8217;t had a chance to read the submissions yet. I am in Miami working, and I don&#8217;t have the free time I thought I would. Plus, the wifi isn&#8217;t working. That being said, here you go: The best posts of the last year &#8211; Skeet presents Secret cove posted at skeet&#8217;s [...]</p></p><p>Copyright © 2011 My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact mythoughtsideasandramblings.com @ gmail.com so we can take legal action immediately.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>I apologize that I haven&#8217;t had a chance to read the submissions yet.  I am in Miami working, and I don&#8217;t have the free time I thought I would.  Plus, the wifi isn&#8217;t working.  That being said, here you go:  The best posts of the last year &#8211;</p>
<p>Skeet presents <a href="http://skeetsstuff.skeeterbess.com/2007/10/14/secret-cove/">Secret cove</a> posted at <a href="http://skeetsstuff.skeeterbess.com">skeet&#8217;s stuff</a>.</p>
<p>Lori presents <a href="http://bloggingcents.com/2007/11/26/blogging-tools-that-build-a-better-blog/">Blogging Tools that Build a Better Blog</a> posted at <a href="http://bloggingcents.com">Blogging with Cents</a>.</p>
<p>Lori presents <a href="http://bloggingcents.com/2007/10/23/get-paid-to-blog-list/">Get Paid to Blog List</a> posted at <a href="http://bloggingcents.com">Blogging with Cents</a>.</p>
<p>Lori presents How to Raise a Reader posted at <a href="http://acowboyswife.com">A Cowboy&#8217;s Wife</a>.</p>
<p>Lori presents GOT BALLS? posted at <a href="http://acowboyswife.com">A Cowboy&#8217;s Wife</a>.</p>
<p>Lori presents Cooking Tips Passed Down posted at <a href="http://mywoodenspoon.com">My Wooden Spoon</a>.</p>
<p>Holly presents <a href="http://everythingandanythingblog.com/2007/12/22/give-the-gift-of-a-home-this-holiday/">Give the gift of a home this holiday</a> posted at <a href="http://everythingandanythingblog.com">Everything and Anything</a>.</p>
<p>Holly presents ABC’s of Fine Design » Blog Archive » Furniture Friday: Resolute Desk posted at ABC&#8217;s of Fine Design.</p>
<p>Tina Kubala presents Bathroom Habit posted at The Creative Nerd.</p>
<p>Corrin presents Its a nice day for a white wedding posted at <a href="http://corrinrenee.com/">Oh, hey</a>.</p>
<p>Laura presents <a href="http://laurawilliamsmusings.blogspot.com/2007/07/lauras-couponing-and-refunding-hints.html">Laura&#8217;s Couponing and Refunding Hints </a> posted at <a href="http://laurawilliamsmusings.blogspot.com/">Laura Williams Musings</a>.</p>
<p>Mrs. Mecomber presents Trenton Falls Barnevewld NY posted at <a href="http://newyorktraveler.blogspot.com/">New York Traveler</a>.</p>
<p>Mrs. Mecomber presents Smashing Job posted at New York Renovator.</p>
<p>Chivalrybean presents New Education Game Causes Concern posted at The Space Turtle.</p>
<p>Michael@TSM presents <a href="http://www.traveling-stories-magazine.com/travel-writing-contest-win-150-cash-prize/" >Travel Writing Contest! Win $150 Cash Prize | Traveling Stories Magazine</a> posted at <a href="http://www.traveling-stories-magazine.com" >Traveling Stories Magazine</a>.</p>
<p>Evelyn Hunter presents <a href="http://www.homespunhonolulu.com/but-its-just-a-cemetery-right/" >But It&#8217;s Just a Cemetery, Right?</a> posted at <a href="http://www.homespunhonolulu.com" >Homespun Honolulu</a>.</p>
<p>Lisa presents <a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com/2007/09/16/a-stand-against-bullying/">A stand Against Bullying</a> posted at <a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com/">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings</a>.</p>
<p>Hope you enjoy reading!!</p>
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		<title>1858 Baseball</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>Did you know that in 1858 they played baseball differently than we do today?  I didn&#8217;t either.  Here are a couple of different rules: 1.  Baserunners were not allowed to steal, slide, lead off, or overrun first base. 2.  Baserunners were allowed to run on anything &#8212; tagging up was not required. 3.  Pitching was [...]</p></p><p>Copyright © 2011 My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact mythoughtsideasandramblings.com @ gmail.com so we can take legal action immediately.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>Did you know that in 1858 they played baseball differently than we do today?  I didn&#8217;t either.  Here are a couple of different rules:</p>
<p>1.  Baserunners were not allowed to steal, slide, lead off, or overrun first base.</p>
<p>2.  Baserunners were allowed to run on anything &#8212; tagging up was not required.</p>
<p>3.  Pitching was done underhanded.</p>
<p>4.  There were no balls.  Strikes were only called if the batter swung and missed.</p>
<p>5.  The umpire did not call balls or strikes.  He only determined if the batter got a hit or was out.</p>
<p>6.  Fielders got an out by catching the ball in the air or &#8220;on the fly&#8221; (a one hopper)</p>
<p>7.  After you scored, the runner had to tell the scorekeeper and ring a bell.</p>
<p>8.  Infielders played about a foot off each base.</p>
<p>9.  Players were fined for swearing, spitting, arguing with the ump, and displaying ungentlemanly behavior.</p>
<p>Boy, how things have changed.</p>
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		<title>Golf</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, &#8220;What happened to you?&#8221; &#8220;Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a [...]</p></p><p>Copyright © 2011 My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact mythoughtsideasandramblings.com @ gmail.com so we can take legal action immediately.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.</p>
<p>Naturally, the Doctor asked him, &#8220;What happened to you?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife&#8217;s monogram on it &#8211; stuck right in the middle of the cow&#8217;s butt.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Still holding the cow&#8217;s tail up, I yelled to my wife, &#8220;Hey, this looks like yours!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t remember much after that&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>To Offend Everyone</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>What&#8217;s the Best form of Birth Control after 50? Nudity What&#8217;s the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife? 45 lbs. What&#8217;s the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband? 45 minutes. Why is it so hard to Find Men who are Caring, Kind, and Good Looking? Because those Men Already have Boyfriends. What&#8217;s the [...]</p></p><p>Copyright © 2011 My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact mythoughtsideasandramblings.com @ gmail.com so we can take legal action immediately.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>What&#8217;s the Best form of Birth Control after 50?<br />
Nudity</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?<br />
45 lbs.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the difference between a Boyfriend and a  Husband?<br />
45 minutes.</p>
<p>Why is it so hard to Find Men who are Caring, Kind, and Good Looking?<br />
Because those Men Already have Boyfriends.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the difference between a New Husband and a New Dog?<br />
After a year, the Dog is still Excited to See YOU.</p>
<p>What makes Men chase Women they have No Intention of Marrying?<br />
The same urge that makes Dogs chase Cars they have No Intention of Driving.</p>
<p>What do you call a Smart Blonde?<br />
A Golden Retriever.</p>
<p>What has a whole bunch of little Balls and Screws Old Ladies?<br />
Bingo Machine.</p>
<p>Why was Alcohol created?<br />
So Ugly People could have Sex, too.</p>
<p>What did the Blonde say when she found out she was Pregnant?<br />
&#8220;Are YOU sure it&#8217;s Mine?&#8221;</p>
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