THE MOM BEFORE CHRISTMASTwas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, while visions of Nintendo and Barbie, flipped through their heads.The dad was snoring in front of the TV, with a half-constructed ...continue reading
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4 Dec | 2006
The Mom Before Christmas
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Filed Under: This made me laugh Tagged With: abode, barbie, clone, cocoon, commode, double_chin, loving_mother, mom, mommy, mop, night_before_christmas, reindeer_hooves, soot, toilet_bowl, twas_the_night, twas_the_night_before_christmas, wisely
11 Oct | 2006
Facts on Figures
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There are 3 billion women who don't look like super models and only eight who do.Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14 ?If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all FOURS due to her proportions!The average woman weighs 144 pounds, and wears between a size 12-14.One out of every 4 college-aged women has an eating disorder.The ...continue reading
Filed Under: Wow I didn't know that Tagged With: 45_years, 8_years, airbrushed, all_fours, barbie, blackboard, eating_disorder, english_professor, fashion_magazine, mom, mommy, old_woman, proportions, psychological_study, real_woman, super_models, whole_lot, woman_today
12 Sep | 2006
WHAT???!!!???
posted by Lisa 5 Comments
BREAST-enhancing padded bras for girls as young as six are being sold in Victorian shops.Childhood experts have warned parents they could be baiting pedophiles by dressing their young girls as raunchy women.Tiny matching lingerie sets of lacy bras and knickers in many children's brands including Bratz, Saddle Club and Barbie, have hit the shelves ...continue reading
Filed Under: General Tagged With: barbie, bratz, breast_enhancing, definately, knickers, lingerie_sets, padded_bras, pedophiles, raunchy_women, saddle_club, shelves, victorian_shops, warned_parents, young_girls
