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Monday, November 10th, 2008
My public school drives my absolutely bananas. I wanted to get Madison’s hearing screened just to make sure that there were no problems. We thought maybe some of Madison’s attention issues were due to her not hearing. However, my school being the pain in butt that they are wouldn’t do it unless we scheduled her to be prescreened for preschool through the school (which is a joke but I’ll tell you about that later). Obviously, there is some sort of federal funding they get for this, because I wanted a five minute screening and got stuck with an hour long screening. I sucked it up and took her.
I swear that they expect these kids to have a flash memory drive in their heads. I could hear some of the things they were testing her on, and from what I could tell, she was doing well. When they called me up after the testing was over, I was right. Except for cutting and catching, she scored everything else in the 6 year old range. Madison is only 4. I am seriously wondering if some of the attention issues we are having with her at preschool are due to her being bored. That was the good news.
The bad new was that we failed her hearing screening. I asked what the school would do for that. The answer: nothing. We would have to pay for additional testing elsewhere. The other thing that ticked me off to no end was that she couldn’t even get into the school preschool if I wanted to send her. The only kids who get in are those who are considered “at risk” (which Madison is obviously not) and if we made less than $80,000 a year. Umm, yeah. We make more than that. In Chicago, I am not sure if you can even own a decent house making less than $80,000 a year. Basically, the only kids who get in are those who don’t speak English (because there were several kids like that there) and low income people. I guess my question is what about the middle class? Why do we always get screwed?
Tags: answer, attention, butt, Chicago, class, drive, end, English, everything, funding, hearing, hour, house, income, joke, madison, memory, minute, news, nothing, pain, preschool, question, range, risk, school, screening, sort, testing, thing, umm, year
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Monday, October 27th, 2008
Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.
Send this to all your butt cheeks
Tags: butt, crap
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Monday, September 29th, 2008
Yes, I am admitting it. We went to a work dinner for Bill’s work on Saturday night. It was about an hour away, so we had already decided to get a hotel room. It was really fun — there is no need to be sending out Chicago resumes or resumes anywhere else either. We had Filet Mignon for dinner (yummy) and free drinks all night. They even opened a tab up at the bar upstairs after the party was over! We ended up staying up till like 2 am. That isn’t all that late, I know, but man, I am still dragging butt. Seriously. I didn’t even have a buzz when I went to bed, so this isn’t even hangover related. The only other thing I can figure that is making me so tired is that I am getting sick.
How old were you when you figured out you were old? LOL
Tags: bar, bed, Bill, butt, buzz, Chicago, dinner, filet, fun, hangover, hotel, hour, lol, man, mignon, night, party, room, saturday, Seriously, tab, thing, upstairs, work, Yummy
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Sunday, August 31st, 2008
If you have children in your house, you have dealt with diaper rash one time or another. I have never met a mom who hasn’t dealt with this issue before. Most diaper rash issues can be dealt with over the counter products like Desitin. However,no matter how much you change your child, they can still get diaper rash and get it bad.
My son is literally a pooping machine. Normally, this is not an issue. We is changed (almost constantly) and this isn’t an issue. However, when he is teething, we have a completely different story. His butt gets so red. I feel so bad for the little man. It has gotten to the point that he has gotten sores on his little behind due to the diaper rash (even though I am doing everything I should). We have had prescriptions written out for this very problem.
I just recently found out that there is a new product on the market called Vusion. It is for diaper rash that is caused by a yeast infection (not too sure how you tell that but that’s the doctor’s job. That’s what we pay them for. However, I do know that yeast is part of Will’s severe diaper rash.). It can be used on babies as little as 4 weeks and is only available by prescription. It is only to be used for 7 days and not for preventative care. I know this is something that I will bring up to my son’s doctor the next time he gets severe diaper rash to see if this will work for him. Check it out if you have a little one with diaper rash, so you can discuss it with your doctor.
Tags: butt, care, Child, Desitin, diaper, doctor, everything, infection, issue, job, Little, machine, man, market, matter, mom, part, point, prescription, problem, product, rash, son, story, time, Vusion, yeast
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Friday, May 23rd, 2008
No, I did not mispell flip flops. Fit Flops is the actually the name of some new shoes (well, flip flops) that came out. They are really cool. Not only are Fitflops fashionable, they also help you stay in shape. The Fit Flop launched last summer in England and was a huge hit over there. I think they actually might have sold out. The idea behind these shoes is that they are made with micro wobbleboard™ technology which allows you to work out your muscles every time you take a step! It makes your legs look thinner and your butt look better? Who doesn’t want that? It is the perfect reason you can give to your husband/boyfriend/fiance when they ask you why you need another pair of shoes. They come is 5 different colors (black, chocolate, navy, silver, and red), so you can match almost any outfit you have. What are you waiting for?
Tags: black_chocolate, butt, different_colors, england, fashionable, fiance, fit_flop, legs, muscles, navy, new_shoes, pair_of_shoes, wobbleboard
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