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Could you forget your child?
I understand being a pet lover even though I am not one. However, would you save your pet over your child? Would you forget that your child was even in the house?
I came across this story yesterday where a couple in Beaver County, PA, got their dogs out of their burning mobile home. However, Crystal Adams and James Chandler forgot his 4 year old son. After being asked repeatedly if anyone else was in the mobile home, they remembered after twenty minutes that the boy was in his room. A firefighter thankfully went in and saved the boy. He ended up getting treated for smoke inhalation. Crystal and James were charged with reckless endangerment.
I seriously cannot understand this. How do you forget your child? How do you get your dogs out before your child? As many of you know, I am not a pet lover, so maybe I am missing something here. The cause of the fire is still under investigation. I am hoping when they figure out what caused fire, this story doesn’t take another sad turn.
I have several questions for my readers especially the pet lovers (since I am so not a pet lover). If your house was on fire, who would you save first – your pets or your kids? Also, would you forget that your child was in the house?
Cat In Heaven
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, “You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat thought for a minute and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.”
God said, “Say no more.” Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, “Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.”
God answered, “It is done.” All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, “Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?”
The cat replied, “Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!”
To Offend Everyone
What’s the Best form of Birth Control after 50?
Nudity
What’s the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?
45 lbs.
What’s the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
45 minutes.
Why is it so hard to Find Men who are Caring, Kind, and Good Looking?
Because those Men Already have Boyfriends.
What’s the difference between a New Husband and a New Dog?
After a year, the Dog is still Excited to See YOU.
What makes Men chase Women they have No Intention of Marrying?
The same urge that makes Dogs chase Cars they have No Intention of Driving.
What do you call a Smart Blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
What has a whole bunch of little Balls and Screws Old Ladies?
Bingo Machine.
Why was Alcohol created?
So Ugly People could have Sex, too.
What did the Blonde say when she found out she was Pregnant?
“Are YOU sure it’s Mine?”






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