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Movies On Demand Giveaway!
With the upcoming holiday season approaching, Movies on Demand on cable is offering many of Hollywood’s latest films such as Bridesmaids and Transformers: The Dark of the Moon for rent via your digital cable remote often times weeks before they are available from other rental options and years before they can be streamed online. The easiest way to watch movies is with the push of a button instantly in the comfort of your own home with your digital cable remote.
If you’re feeling undecided on what to watch, then head over to the Movies on Demand on cable Facebook page to check out the “Click Your Flick” app where it’ll suggest released based on your mood and the “List It” app, which allows you to create, share and compare their top movie lists to win a brand new 46” 3D TV and other daily prizes!
There are so many great movies coming out in December:
Friends with Benefits 12/2/11
Cowboys & Aliens 12/6/11
The Hangover 2 12/6/11
The Help 12/6/11
Kung Fu Panda: The Kaboom of Doom 12/9/11
Mr. Popper’s Penguins 12/13/11
The Smurfs 12/16/11
Since we like Movies On Demand here, I’ve arrange for one lucky reader to get their own Movies On Demand Cars 2 prize pack. In it, you will find:
(1) Cars 2 Prize Pack, which includes:
(1)XLG Cars T-Shirt
(1)Mens Watch
(1)backpacks/luggage
(1)Luggage tags
(1)pens/laserpointers
(1)toolkit
(1)bumper stickers
(1)water bottle
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I’m too old
Yes, I am admitting it. We went to a work dinner for Bill’s work on Saturday night. It was about an hour away, so we had already decided to get a hotel room. It was really fun — there is no need to be sending out Chicago resumes or resumes anywhere else either. We had Filet Mignon for dinner (yummy) and free drinks all night. They even opened a tab up at the bar upstairs after the party was over! We ended up staying up till like 2 am. That isn’t all that late, I know, but man, I am still dragging butt. Seriously. I didn’t even have a buzz when I went to bed, so this isn’t even hangover related. The only other thing I can figure that is making me so tired is that I am getting sick.
How old were you when you figured out you were old? LOL
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The Good Husband
I got this in an email, and I had to pass it on –
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling!
Love,
Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son…what happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!
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