Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 ...continue reading

Cute

The Way Children See Things! Very funny!!! NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved she was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt! HONESTY My son Zachary, 4, ...continue reading