Robbed

Nothing is worse than when you come out to your van realized that somebody broke in. That was our morning this morning. My glove box was all over my car, so I called the hubby to see if he did it.  (He didn't).  Ask Madison.  She said no.  Well, that left that we got robbed, since all the change in my console was missing.  Normally, we lock the van ...continue reading

How NOT to rekindle the romance after kids:

Hum the Boohbah theme song. Mention glycerin suppositories. Say, "Does this fat make me look fat?" Moo when you take your bra off. Call your partner "Daddy" in a singsong voice. Remind him of the greatest miracle of your relationship: the time he saw your vagina turn inside out. I got this list in an email tonight, and it was too funny not to pass it ...continue reading

Four Foods On Friday

Okay, I have been slacking.  I keep forgetting to do this meme.  Here are the questions for this week: #1. Bacon. Chewy, crispy or burnt?  Chewy.  Doesn't that sound so yummy? #2. Mayonnaise or miracle whip?  I am a miracle whip girl, but the hubby is a mayonnaise man.  Yes, we have a jar of each  in the house. #3. What green vegetable is used ...continue reading

Believe in Miracles

I got this in an email. I am not sure if it is true or not. However, it brought a tear to my eye. Let me know what you think. Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin.. The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? ...continue reading


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