Silk Plants Direct

Do you have a green thumb? If not, then stores like Silk Plants Direct are your one stop shop to make it look like you do. My mom is one of those people who cannot keep a plant alive (how she managed to keep my sister and myself alive all these years is a miracle LOL). Ok, but seriously, silk plants are definitely the way to go if you have issues with … [Read more...]

The No-Cry Picky Eater Solution

It is always hard when you have a picky eater in your home. I personally refuse to make 20 meals for dinner. That being said I have a kid who isn't a picky eater (however, she is stubborn enough that she will starve herself rather than eat something she doesn't want to) and one who is. The No-Cry Picky Eater Solution is not a miracle. However, it does give … [Read more...]

Robbed

Nothing is worse than when you come out to your van realized that somebody broke in. That was our morning this morning. My glove box was all over my car, so I called the hubby to see if he did it.  (He didn't).  Ask Madison.  She said no.  Well, that left that we got robbed, since all the change in my console was missing.  Normally, we lock the van doors, … [Read more...]

How NOT to rekindle the romance after kids:

Hum the Boohbah theme song. Mention glycerin suppositories. Say, "Does this fat make me look fat?" Moo when you take your bra off. Call your partner "Daddy" in a singsong voice. Remind him of the greatest miracle of your relationship: the time he saw your vagina turn inside out. I got this list in an email tonight, and it was too funny not to pass it … [Read more...]