The Birds, The Bees, Life and Death

Brought to you by Genworth(Sung to the tune of The Birds and The Bees)Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees And the flowers and the trees And the moon up above And a thing called . . . . . .Death.Yeah, the thing we all don't like to talk about. However, this is a conversation we all must have with our loved ones.I come a ...continue reading

Womanly Things

This post is going to be complaining about womanly things that with be referred to as Flo (you know, the waitress from the game Diner Dash). I just wanted to warn the faint of heart before I begin.Do you know what having a baby does to your hormones? If not, let me explain. It completely throws them out of wack. Why do I say that? Well, after having ...continue reading

Letter

This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letterSUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming CountyDear Mr. DeVries:It has come to the ...continue reading