Posts Tagged ‘potency’
Nature’s Best Health Products
One of my New Year’s Resolutions this year was a better me. That is why I am starting my weight loss journey. I’ve also been on the lookout for great sites that offer great products to help me along my journey.
Nature’s Best Health Products was founded in 1981 and was one of the UK’s first suppliers of high quality nutritional supplements direct to the public. Did you know that nutrients used in supplements are available in lots of different grades ranging from high purity grades for human clinical nutrition through to the grades used in pet foods and farm animal feeds? That is something that is very important to check into before you buy any supplements. Wherever possible, Nature’s Best Health Products use the pharmaceutical grades, or at very least, the grades designed for human nutrition. Their vitamins are either British Pharmacopeia (BP) or United States Pharmacopeia (USP) grades, both of which are tightly defined specifications of purity and potency. You have to check out their site. I personally love the pages telling us what they don’t sell (like breast enhancing pills and all the stuff out there that you know is a scam). I have to admit that I giggled a little when I came across that.
They have a wide variety of vitamins and supplements from chondrotin to green tea to probiotics. They definitely have something for everyone!
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New Drugs For Women
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out.
ST. M O M M A’S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, “You make me want to be a better person.”
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can’t remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
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