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4 Dec | 2006

The Mom Before Christmas

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THE MOM BEFORE CHRISTMAS Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode. The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, while visions of Nintendo and Barbie, flipped through their heads. The dad was snoring in front of the TV, with a half-constructed ...continue reading

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21 Sep | 2006

This is wrong

posted by Lisa 1 Comment

As you all know, I am pro-choice. I don't believe in parental notification laws. I believe you can have an abortion for whatever reason you want. And yes I am a mother. And yes I was upset when I miscarried cuz that was a baby to me. However, IT IS MY CHOICE!!! And that's what the abortion debate is about. I am copying what I just found because it is ...continue reading

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