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I want to win . . .
Ok, Elizabeth over at Mom Reviews is having a great contest. Here’s the list of prizes that you can get:
- Three copies of JumpStart World 1st Grade for the PC
- One copy of the brand new DVD “My Friends Tigger & Pooh-Friendly Tails“
- One copy of the new book “The Real Deal Guide To Pregnancy” by Erika Lenkert
- And, the BIGGEST thing I have ever given away, an InGrid Digital Home Protection Home Security Kit, complete with One Year free monitoring, with a retail value of $300 for the kit and $348 for the monitoring!!
Personally, I want the DVD and the home security kit. There are several ways you can enter this awesome contest. First, subscribe to her feed. Next, subscribe by email to her feed. Also, you can fav her on Technorati. Lastly, like I am doing, you can write a post about the contest on your blog. Each one of these things gives you an entry. You can also pick which one of the prized you want. For example, the 1st grade PC game is too old for my kids, so I asked not to be put into that giveaway. This contest ends Friday the 14th at 9:00 AM EST, so make sure you go enter!
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To All Employees
Effective 1st January 2007
Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor’s certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Holiday Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch break and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the “Chronic Offenders” category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company’s mental health policy.
Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations,contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
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