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		<title>A Potty We Will Go . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>How things can change in a week is amazing. My little boy had no interest at all in the potty. None, whatsoever. What we had learned with Madison was not to push it, and they are ready when they are ready. We&#8217;ve had the potty chair pulled down since he was 18 months. No interest [...]</p></p><p>Copyright © 2011 My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact mythoughtsideasandramblings.com @ gmail.com so we can take legal action immediately.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p><img class="alignnone" title="funny will" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2454/3786845945_225c0b430e_m.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="160" align="left" />How things can change in a week is amazing.  My little boy had no interest at all in the potty.  None, whatsoever.  What we had learned with Madison was not to push it, and they are ready when they are ready.  We&#8217;ve had the potty chair pulled down since he was 18 months.  No interest at all.  However, yesterday, he wanted to sit on the potty.  3 times!  Now, granted, I don&#8217;t think he actually went (but he was definitely trying!).  I even ran the water hoping to help him go, but it didn&#8217;t work.  With Madison, we had to bribe her to even sit on the toilet, so we are keeping our fingers crossed for Will here.</p>
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		<title>Thinking happy happy thoughts</title>
		<link>http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com/2009/01/15/thinking-happy-happy-thoughts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>NOT! I swear when it rains it pours. I awoke to a huge puddle of water in front of my house this morning.  Now, the temp is -8 with a windchill of -20, so  I definitely should not have had standing water.  I called Bill freaked out and he had me call the village.  I [...]</p></p><p>Copyright © 2011 My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact mythoughtsideasandramblings.com @ gmail.com so we can take legal action immediately.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>NOT!  I swear when it rains it pours.  I awoke to a huge puddle of water in front of my house this morning.  Now, the temp is -8 with a windchill of -20, so  I definitely should not have had standing water.  I called Bill freaked out and he had me call the village.  I think it is a water main break.  However, nobody bothered to come to my door.  Instead, they just turned off my water.  I just realized it when I tried to make Will his diluted version of juice.  Needless to say, I am ticked.  I called the village, and they won&#8217;t give me an ETA at all.  I seriously would love to know if I need to send Bill out for water or what.  I seriously am trying not to be highly irritated right now.  I could be working on things like <a href="http://top10tech.com/link-only-ops-signal-move-towards-increased-blog-article-quality-at-izea/">Increasing Blog Article Quality</a> or doing some of my freelance work.  Instead, I am standing in my front window watching my village dig a huge hole in my street and trying to figure out what to make for dinner with no water.  Also, try explaining to a 5 year old why she can&#8217;t flush the toilet after we have spent 2 years drilling it into her head that she needs to flush the toilet.</p>
<p>I know there are way bigger things in life I should be concerned about, but man this is irritating.</p>
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		<title>Izeafest:  Night 3 &#8211; IzeaHunt</title>
		<link>http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com/2008/09/25/izeafest-night-3-izeahunt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>I would like to say that I was sober for the entire time I was at Izeafest.  I ended up as the driver 2 out of the 3 nights, and I really don&#8217;t believe in drunk driving.  That being said I did do the IzeaHunt without anything alcohol in me.  We had to do a [...]</p></p><p>Copyright © 2011 My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact mythoughtsideasandramblings.com @ gmail.com so we can take legal action immediately.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>I would like to say that I was sober for the entire time I was at Izeafest.  I ended up as the driver 2 out of the 3 nights, and I really don&#8217;t believe in drunk driving.  That being said I did do the IzeaHunt without anything alcohol in me.  We had to do a ton of wild and crazy things.  What was at stake?  A $100 gift card for Home Depot for all of us.  When money is on the line, well, you do crazy things.  Honestly I wish I would have brought some other <a href="http://www.webtogs.co.uk/" target="_blank">outdoor clothing</a> with.  My clothes were almost destroyed from this scavenger hunt.  It took several washings once I got home to get the shaving cream and chocolate sauce out!</p>
<p>For some reason, I cannot find my team photos on Flickr at all.  What I will do is show you some of the other teams instead.  You will see how crazy this really did get:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="izeahunt" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3280/2860295831_9333fa6edb_m.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="180" /><img class="alignnone" title="izeahunt" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3122/2854302307_645b097aae_m.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="160" /></p>
<p>Ohh I take that back, I did find one and you can&#8217;t see me (yeah! &#8212; I&#8217;m in the blue shirt):</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="izeahunt" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2855134546_d1a75ef496_m.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="160" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="izeahunt" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2858086666_4923fcbbcc_m.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="180" align="right" />Ok, we had to do crazy things like take a picture with a 6&#8217;5&#8243; person, make a human sundae, get pineapple and a potato, walk somebody else&#8217;s dog, etc.  There was 4 pages of things, and we only had about an hour to try and do as much as we could.  One of the more crazy things we had to do was find a toilet seat and bring it back.  I think Ted was the only one who was able to do that!  Unfortunately, my team did not win.  However, it was still a ton of fun!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="izeahunt" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3011/2858091526_6e7e227dd6_m.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="180" align="left" />After the hunt was over, we all took a break, sat down, talked, and ate some great food.  I was able to sit down and talk to Cass and Sean Jackson.  It was hard to believe that I was going to be hopping on a plane the next morning and heading back home (what I didn&#8217;t know at this time was that Chicago had gotten record levels of rain and my yard was literally a swimming pool.  The water in my yard was up to my knees!).  We were able to compare notes and just enjoy ourselves.</p>
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		<title>My Bathroom Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>Today was not a good day at my house. My toilet overflowed. ALL DAY LONG. No, I didn&#8217;t know that there was a turn off switch behind the toilet till about ten minutes before Bill got home from work. Yes, this was in the bathroom that we did the bathroom remodel in. I seriously could [...]</p></p><p>Copyright © 2011 My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact mythoughtsideasandramblings.com @ gmail.com so we can take legal action immediately.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>Today was not a good day at my house.  My toilet overflowed.  ALL DAY LONG.  No, I didn&#8217;t know that there was a turn off switch behind the toilet till about ten minutes before Bill got home from work.  Yes, this was in the bathroom that we did the <a href="http://www.simplybathtubs.com/" target="_blank">bathroom remodel</a> in.  I seriously could have cried the whole time.  I tried plunging for over 20 minutes to no avail.  Also, for some stupid reason, our toilet kicks in all the time.  I don&#8217;t know why it does it nor do I know how to make it stop.  What I did not realize was that every time it kicks in that it runs water.  Sooo, we were leaking water all over the bathroom before I even knew it.  Yes, the water made its way downstairs too.  I think I ended up wrapping the toilet in something like 20 towels throughout the afternoon.  I even drained some of the water using a cup.  It was crazy.  Bill came home and plunged the stupid thing 4 times and fixed it.  I could have screamed!</p>
<p>Now, we installed a new tub in this bathroom.  However, we did that mainly, because Bill wanted to add a whirlpool tub.  The tub that was in here before we think was the original one put in the house (which would have been in the 1920s).  Before we tore it out, we looked at doing a <a href="http://www.simplybathtubs.com/bathtubs/" target="_blank">bath tub refinishing project</a> but really couldn&#8217;t find any companies who did it.  I did like my old tub and a <a href="http://www.simplybathtubs.com/bathtubs/" target="_blank">bath tub refinishing</a> would have been nice.  However, since we did go with the whirlpool tub, we have been told we greatly improved the value of the bathroom.  Seriously, if you were looking at a house, would you want a tub that was flaking paint off or one that was brand new or one that looked nice?  That is a no brainer for us, so we replaced the tub as part of the basement remodel.</p>
<p>Now, my mom has back issues and has a hard time getting in and out of tubs.  I would love to be able to buy her one of these someday:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="walk in bath" src="http://www.simplybathtubs.com/images/walk_in_bath_tub_30_1_300x300.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></p>
<p>This is one of those walk in showers.  I think she would absolutely love it.  Plus, if you end up selling your home to a family with kids or a senior citizen couple, they would love it too!</p>
<p>What kind of tub do you have in your bathroom?</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>Fall Classes for Men THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday Aug 27 , 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays&#8211;Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 [...]</p></p><p>Copyright © 2011 My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact mythoughtsideasandramblings.com @ gmail.com so we can take legal action immediately.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com">My Thoughts, Ideas, and Ramblings - A day in the life of a busy mom  . . .</a></p><p>Fall Classes for Men</p>
<p>THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER</p>
<p>REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED<br />
by Monday   Aug  27 , 2007</p>
<p>NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL<br />
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.</p>
<p>Class 1<br />
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays&#8211;Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.<br />
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.<br />
Class 2<br />
The Toilet Paper Roll&#8211;Does It Change Itself?<br />
Round Table Discussion.<br />
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.<br />
Class 3<br />
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?&#8211;Group Practice.<br />
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.<br />
Class 4<br />
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor&#8211;Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.<br />
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.<br />
Class 5<br />
Dinner Dishes&#8211;Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?<br />
Examples on Video.<br />
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning<br />
at 7:00 PM<br />
Class 6<br />
Loss Of Identity&#8211;Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.<br />
Help Line Support and Support Groups.<br />
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM<br />
Class 7<br />
Learning How To Find Things&#8211;Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.<br />
Open Forum.<br />
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.<br />
Class 8<br />
Health Watch&#8211;Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.<br />
Graphics and Audio Tapes.<br />
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.<br />
Class 9<br />
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost&#8211;Real Life Testimonials.<br />
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.<br />
Class 10<br />
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?<br />
Driving Simulations.<br />
4 weeks, Saturday&#8217;s noon, 2 hours.<br />
Class 11<br />
Learning to Live&#8211;Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.<br />
Online Classes and role-playing.<br />
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined<br />
Class 12<br />
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion<br />
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.<br />
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.<br />
Class 13<br />
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy&#8211;Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You&#8217;re Going To Be Late.<br />
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.<br />
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.<br />
Class 14<br />
The Stove/Oven&#8211;What It Is and How It Is Used.<br />
Live Demonstration.<br />
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.<br />
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.</p>
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