D A M N I T O LTake 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.E M P T Y N E S T R O G E NSuppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.ST. M O M M A'S W O R TPlant extract that treats mom's depression by ...continue reading
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28 Nov | 2006
New Drugs For Women
posted by Lisa 3 Comments
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20 Sep | 2006
Home Remedies
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My aunt sent me this. It's pretty funny.1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.3. Avoid arguments with the ...continue reading
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