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Screaming Toddlers
What do you think we should do?
Madison has woken up 3 times this week screaming. Screaming to the point that you would think she is hurt. What is screaming about? Bill is not here. She screams and then cries uncontrollably. One morning this week I thought she was going to make herself throw up she was crying so hard. Now, if she is a awake when Bill leaves, he gives her a kiss, and she is okay about it.
This situation is not going to fly with a new baby in the house. Should he wake her up and kiss her before he leaves? Or see if it happens again?
Wisconsin Temperature Conversion Chart
If the temperature is . . .
60 Degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wisconsin sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
40 F: Italian & English cars won’t start. People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
30 F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Lake Winnebago in Wisconsin starts getting cooler.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F: All the people in Miami die. People in Wisconsin close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in Wisconsin sell cookies door to door.
25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in Wisconsin rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some Wisconsin are frustrated when they can’t start their cars.
460 below zero: All atomic motion stops. People in Wisconsin start saying . . . “Cold ’nuff for ya?”
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. In Wisconsin, Packers win the Super Bowl!!
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