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Mergers for 2008
Investment tips for 2008 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zest Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expect Ed to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally ….
9. Victoria ‘S Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang
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Easter Giveaway
I wish I was as creative as Corrin is, so I could do giveaways like the above picture. Alas, I am not, so instead I just enter them instead. Isn’t that Easter basket awesome? I personally would want to see lots of chocolate in it. M&Ms, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, you know things like that would be an excellent addition, don’t you think? I know Bill would want some Peeps in there. I personally don’t care for them, but he likes to eat them stale. Ewwwww. Since my birthday is three days before Easter this year, this would make a good birthday present Corrin (hint, hint, nudge, nudge).
