I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine… Read More »The finer things in life
Can you cry under water? _____ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? _____ Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? _____ Once… Read More »Questions to Make You Think
Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be… Read More »Idiots of 2006
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said “Implants?” She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? A good friend… Read More »Smile
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.” Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows… Read More »Senior’s Date