1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female….. Any part under a car’s hood. Male…. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male…. Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings… Read More »Eight Words with two Meanings:
Check this out. After my day, I really needed this laugh. FYI, this does have some strong language, so be warned.
Went to the doctor yesterday for my 13 week check-up. I lost 7lbs. from my last appt. Anybody who knows me knows I can afford to lose the weight. However, due to some other symptoms I have been having the doctor is concerned. I have been having some really bad… Read More »My Day
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet… Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush….
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. “So,How is everything going?” inquired God. “It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, Everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these Breasts… Read More »Eve’s side of the story