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My Day

Went to the doctor yesterday for my 13 week check-up. I lost 7lbs. from my last appt. Anybody who knows me knows I can afford to lose the weight. However, due to some other symptoms I have been having the doctor is concerned. I have been having some really bad… Read More »My Day

Revenge

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet… Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush….

Eve’s side of the story

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. “So,How is everything going?” inquired God. “It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, Everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these Breasts… Read More »Eve’s side of the story

Flu or Pregnant?

What’s up with this? Felt fine all day then got really dizzy and nauseous this afternoon. It was bad enough that I stopped looking for rockstartup puzzle pieces and laid down on my bathroom floor. Then about 2 hours later I was fine again. What’s your vote?