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13 weeks

Woo hoo! I made it to 13 weeks today. I am officially out of the first trimester. Now to bigger and better and scarier things in the second trimester. I have a doctor’s appointment on Wednesday (I think), so I will let you all know how it goes. I can… Read More »13 weeks

Computer Trouble

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”… Read More »Computer Trouble

Christmas Eve

I finally talked Bill into letting me cater Christmas Eve. Why is this important? Well, there will be 9 of us and 2 kids. That’s a lot of food. Also, we leave Christmas morning for Green Bay. For a week. I really do not want to leave that mess for… Read More »Christmas Eve

Clocks In Heaven

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands… Read More »Clocks In Heaven