Bill and I had a date night out on Friday night. We were eating breakfast (kid free) on Saturday morning, and our conversation went something like this:
ME: Where's your wedding ring?
BILL: I lost it. Like 2 (aff) years ago.
Now, we were in a restaurant so I couldn't have a huge hissy fit, but my god! Everyone who I've talked too thinks it is funny that I didn't notice for 2 (aff) years. However, you have to understand that on many job sites, Bill isn't allowed to wear his band. He also takes it off golfing. And seriously, how often do you check your husband's hand? (I know you all went and checked right now. Admit it.)
I'm like why didn't you just go buy a new one, and I would have never known. His response was that I pay the bills, and therefore would see that charge. When I asked him when he was going to tell me, you will never guess his response. When I noticed.
And let me tell you, wedding bands are way more expensive now than they were 8 years ago . . . . Feel free to laugh at my in the comments.
Disclosure: I don't normally blog about fights we have, but I have permission from the idiot husband to post about this.