We’ve all been there. That classic moment when Dad tells a joke, followed by an awkward silence and an eye roll, drawn-out groan, or “Oh, DAD!” Introducing “The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes,” a new book featuring 1,001+ punny jokes your pops will love telling over and over and over…
With this massive collection of one-liners and oh-so-clever quips, no dad will ever lack groan-inducing material to make his kids (and spouse) facepalm.This book includes such winners as:
- “Fish are probably the most musical of all non-human critters because of their scales.”
- “Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.”
- “After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.”
- “Supposedly, if you have a dictionary in the house, you’ll never be at a loss for words.”
- All that, and many, many more!
Kid tested and approved, this book is the perfect Father’s Day gift as well as a must-have for all wordsmiths and pun-lovers. We really loved this book even with all its groan worthy jokes!