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Men Are Like . . .

1. Men are like … Laxatives … They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like … Bananas … The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like … Weather … Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like … Blenders… You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like … Chocolate Bars … Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like … Commercials … You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like … Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like … Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like … Mascara … They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like … Popcorn … They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like … Snowstorms … You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like … Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like … Parking Spots … All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Lisa Martin

Lisa Martin

In April 2006, Lisa began blogging to stay connected with distant relatives and friends. As she delved into blogging, she discovered the potential to assist others by sharing her experiences. Lisa has actively engaged in numerous exclusive media ventures. Notable among these are her participation in events such as the Sony Mommy Bloggers Event, the Pampers Mommy Bloggers Event, the Epson Event in Chicago, the Stouffers Event, a memorable yacht excursion with Lands End, collaborations with 1-800-Baskets, an exclusive tour for bloggers by Mrs. Prindable’s, partnerships with Hallmark, PopCap games, Chicago Cubs Mastercard Priceless Events, and Rug Doctor. In addition, she has collaborated with Nutrisystem on a weight loss initiative, teamed up with Buick and Chevy, and served as a brand ambassador for Sprint. Lisa's collaboration portfolio also extends to Disney, where she has participated in press trips for significant movies such as Frozen, Guardians of the Galaxy, McFarland USA, The Good Dinosaur, The BFG, and Cars 3. Notably, for projects like Frozen, The BFG, and Cars 3, she was granted the privilege of walking the red carpet and conducting interviews with celebrities. The impact of Lisa's blog has gained recognition, with The New York Times referencing her content. Moreover, she has been featured in interviews by respected publications such as the Southtown Star, The Chicago Sun Times, and inside.View Author posts

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