My Night

DISCLAIMER: Body fluids talked about here!

We got home from Wisconsin about 4:00. About 4:30, Will decided to start crying and not stop for about an hour. No matter what we did, it didn't work. The only reason he stopped crying was that he fell asleep. Then he got up about a half hour later and we started this again. Bill has tried twice now to put him down because he fell asleep and he keeps waking up. I think Bill will be holding him all night. Oh yeah, he hasn't pooped since Tuesday either.

Then the tornado sirens went off, so downstairs we went.

Then we got to come upstairs, and I tried to start working on some posts for you all and my site crashed.

Then I started working on my side project, and Madison came out of her room and said she needed her butt wiped. I walked her in the bathroom and went to wipe her butt and noticed that there was no poop in the toilet. I asked her where her poop was, and she said her bedroom floor. Her bedroom has WHITE carpet! Lets just say this poop wasn't the kind you could just pick up with some paper towel either. I refrained from killing her, and I hope that I got most of it out. When I stopped scrubbing it looked like it was gone. I'll check again in the morning.

Yes, this is my night. Help me please. LOL

Lisa Martin

In April 2006, Lisa began blogging to stay connected with distant relatives and friends. As she delved into blogging, she discovered the potential to assist others by sharing her experiences. Lisa has actively engaged in numerous exclusive media ventures. Notable among these are her participation in events such as the Sony Mommy Bloggers Event, the Pampers Mommy Bloggers Event, the Epson Event in Chicago, the Stouffers Event, a memorable yacht excursion with Lands End, collaborations with 1-800-Baskets, an exclusive tour for bloggers by Mrs. Prindable’s, partnerships with Hallmark, PopCap games, Chicago Cubs Mastercard Priceless Events, and Rug Doctor. In addition, she has collaborated with Nutrisystem on a weight loss initiative, teamed up with Buick and Chevy, and served as a brand ambassador for Sprint. Lisa's collaboration portfolio also extends to Disney, where she has participated in press trips for significant movies such as Frozen, Guardians of the Galaxy, McFarland USA, The Good Dinosaur, The BFG, and Cars 3. Notably, for projects like Frozen, The BFG, and Cars 3, she was granted the privilege of walking the red carpet and conducting interviews with celebrities. The impact of Lisa's blog has gained recognition, with The New York Times referencing her content. Moreover, she has been featured in interviews by respected publications such as the Southtown Star, The Chicago Sun Times, and inside.

This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. Jules

    Oh I'm so sorry, but I'm LMAO!!!!!!!!! I'm so happy I have teens.

  2. Lisa

    Julie, wanna trade? 🙂

  3. Kat

    I think almost every child has shit on their rugs at one point or another. Sorry you had such a bad night.

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