A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
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"However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire."
Wow that must be pretty scary for men. Now they know what to do when a woman is menstruating.
Hey! How did they get a hold of the findings of that study, all of us who participated in the study, upon it's completion, were notified that the results were not going to be published due to the "controversial nature" of the findings. *pouts*
At first I thought this was really true…I mean with all the references cited. Great punchline though. If I were drunk right now, I would have believed that this study ever existed. Lol
“However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.”
I heard this a long time ago and it is good to be reminded because I was just wondering the other day why I wanted my husband to leave the beard scruff for a couple of days.
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"However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire."
Wow that must be pretty scary for men. Now they know what to do when a woman is menstruating.
Really funny though. Haha.
Hey! How did they get a hold of the findings of that study, all of us who participated in the study, upon it's completion, were notified that the results were not going to be published due to the "controversial nature" of the findings. *pouts*
j/k
Loved the joke though. XD
At first I thought this was really true…I mean with all the references cited. Great punchline though. If I were drunk right now, I would have believed that this study ever existed. Lol
HAHAHA So very very true!
I love science.
I heard this a long time ago and it is good to be reminded because I was just wondering the other day why I wanted my husband to leave the beard scruff for a couple of days.
Wow, maybe I'm going through the change!
That study would help men understand the women better. Now they need to take care of not only the PMS but also the MS!!! 🙄