A little boy answers the phone and whispers "Hello" Caller: Is your mommy home? Little boy whispers: Yes. Caller: May I speak to her? Little boy whispers: She's busy. Caller: Then is your daddy home? Little boy whispers: Yes. Caller: May I talk to him? Little boy whispers: He's busy too. Caller: Is there anyone else home? Little … [Read more...] about Don’t Let This Be My Kid . . .
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,"I'll serve you, but don't start … [Read more...] about Strange Humor
Sorry, I haven't been around for a while. Here's what's been happening: First, we found out that I was pregnant. Then I miscarried a week later. Its been a rough road. I have had good days and I have more bad days. It sucks. I'll take any advice of how to move on from here. I have graduated from crying myself to sleep every night. So I am making … [Read more...] about What’s Been Happening In My Life
A doctor want to use a skin graft where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. His wife's tissue type was a match so she offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her … [Read more...] about Skin Graft