I got this in an email this morning. I thought I was going to pee my pants laughing. Perfect time to show up too! Dear Kotex: I recently noticed that the peel off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: *Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. *Avoiding caffeine may help reduce … [Read more...] about Kotex
My aunt sent me this. It's pretty funny. 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the … [Read more...] about Home Remedies
So I subscribe to a service that tell me when sex offenders move into my area. I just got one this morning that is a bit to close to my house. I am debating if I should be worried. The guy is a Sexual Predaror. Taken from the Illinois Sex Offender Site: 'Sexual predator' means any person who is convicted of a violation or attempted violation of the … [Read more...] about Sexual Offender Alert
So, did my first craft show yesterday. It sucked. We had maybe 100 people go through all day. The other vendors there were complaining too. They did little to no advertising. I didn't even make my table money back. I did hand out 9 lia sophia catalogs, so we'll see if that leads anywhere. I am hoping to go to Brookfield Zoo this morning. They have … [Read more...] about Sunday
BREAST-enhancing padded bras for girls as young as six are being sold in Victorian shops. Childhood experts have warned parents they could be baiting pedophiles by dressing their young girls as raunchy women. Tiny matching lingerie sets of lacy bras and knickers in many children's brands including Bratz, Saddle Club and Barbie, have hit the shelves … [Read more...] about WHAT???!!!???