When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very … [Read more...] about I Hate My Job Advice
One of my fellow lia sophia advisors said this to me: We as young ladies learn many things along our path of life but knowing what it was that you lost, appreciating what you had for that moment of time, allowing yourself to mourn and having the courage to move on are what makes each "journey" of womanhood the most beautiful. … [Read more...] about Quote Of The Day
Ham & Cheese Pull Aparts ½ cup mayo¼ cup Italian dressing1 loaf (16 oz soft Italian bread or unsliced sandwich bread)6 pieces of cheese1 pkg. (6 oz Oscar Mayer deli style ham)Tomato slices Preheat oven @ 350 degrees.Mix mayo and dressing. Set aside.Cut ends off bread to make 12-inch loaf. Slice bread evenly into 12 slices, being careful … [Read more...] about Ham & Cheese Pull Aparts Recipe
A little boy answers the phone and whispers "Hello" Caller: Is your mommy home? Little boy whispers: Yes. Caller: May I speak to her? Little boy whispers: She's busy. Caller: Then is your daddy home? Little boy whispers: Yes. Caller: May I talk to him? Little boy whispers: He's busy too. Caller: Is there anyone else home? Little … [Read more...] about Don’t Let This Be My Kid . . .
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,"I'll serve you, but don't start … [Read more...] about Strange Humor