A doctor want to use a skin graft where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. His wife's tissue type was a match so she offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her … [Read more...] about Skin Graft
Letter
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the … [Read more...] about Letter
Contest
A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes in corporate America: "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees … [Read more...] about Contest
In the beginning
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with … [Read more...] about In the beginning
Update
We took Madison to the doctor last Monday. They seemed to think that most likely her bloodwork was off due to her having the flu. We are doing a complete workup on her. I got the first test results back and they were normal. :) I went and shadowed a Lia Sophia show on Friday. I feel pretty good about my presentation now. Still nervous but not as … [Read more...] about Update