How do I live in the only state in nation who cannot figure out how to get an accurate tally of the votes in a timely matter? We are still waiting to see who won for Cook County President here. The canidates are pissed and I do not blame them.… Read More »Voting

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to you?” “Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both… Read More »Golf

I actually got this in an email. If you ever have used Jiffy Lube, you definately need to watch this. It is pretty scary that these places get away with things like this. I would love these reporters to go out again in about six months and see if they… Read More »Jiffy Lube

This is so cute. I wish we had video of Madison when she was little doing this. Little kids always find the weirdest things funny. If you don’t crack a smile watching this, there is something wrong with you.

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, “You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat thought for a minute and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and… Read More »Cat In Heaven