If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.… Read More »Interesting facts

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine… Read More »The finer things in life

Can you cry under water? _____ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? _____ Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? _____ Once… Read More »Questions to Make You Think

Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be… Read More »Idiots of 2006

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. So I said “Implants?” She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? A good friend… Read More »Smile