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Do your kids say funny things? I know mine do.  Some of the dandies have to include one on the way to Green Bay (right before a really bad storm came through) that went something like this:

Dad:  I wonder where all the cows went

Madison(my 6 yr old):  Maybe somebody ate them

Or when Madison was three (maybe 4) and she told me her camp counselor should go to jail because he opened up her fruit snacks and forgot to give them back to her.  There is just so many zingers they come up with, and that is where Squirt Blurt comes in.  Squirt Blurt is a place for you to share the innocent, unfiltered and sometimes blunt observations of the world made by children (and there are many, many, many funny ones on there).  The site is free, so feel free to share all you want.  It is also family friendly, so you won’t find anything that should offend you either.  You can also comment, like, fav, etc. the stories you like best!

Squirt Blurt is awesome for a great laugh.  It’s also a great place to share the quirky and funny things your kids say.  I do recommend a box of tissues though — you’ll start crying from laughing so hard at some of these!  I’m currently wiping away tears, and I can’t even pick my favorite one because there are so many good ones.  Head on over and tell me your favorite!

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Lisa Martin

Lisa Martin

In April 2006, Lisa began blogging to stay connected with distant relatives and friends. As she delved into blogging, she discovered the potential to assist others by sharing her experiences. Lisa has actively engaged in numerous exclusive media ventures. Notable among these are her participation in events such as the Sony Mommy Bloggers Event, the Pampers Mommy Bloggers Event, the Epson Event in Chicago, the Stouffers Event, a memorable yacht excursion with Lands End, collaborations with 1-800-Baskets, an exclusive tour for bloggers by Mrs. Prindable’s, partnerships with Hallmark, PopCap games, Chicago Cubs Mastercard Priceless Events, and Rug Doctor. In addition, she has collaborated with Nutrisystem on a weight loss initiative, teamed up with Buick and Chevy, and served as a brand ambassador for Sprint. Lisa's collaboration portfolio also extends to Disney, where she has participated in press trips for significant movies such as Frozen, Guardians of the Galaxy, McFarland USA, The Good Dinosaur, The BFG, and Cars 3. Notably, for projects like Frozen, The BFG, and Cars 3, she was granted the privilege of walking the red carpet and conducting interviews with celebrities. The impact of Lisa's blog has gained recognition, with The New York Times referencing her content. Moreover, she has been featured in interviews by respected publications such as the Southtown Star, The Chicago Sun Times, and inside.View Author posts

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