Yes, everybody is okay. It was just Bill in the car. Nobody is hurt. At this point, we don't know when Bill gets his car back. It doesn't look like it, but it is undriveable. The brakes are grinding and the alignment is completely off. Its at the collision place right now. But here's the pictures I made Bill take:
Edited to add: Yes, this is the car we bought in December. It's not even six months old.