I actually got this in an email, but it made me laugh so I have to pass it on.
“True Friendship” (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile — I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared– I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused — I will use little words.
When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath….. I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask,”Because you are my friend”. We don't need a succession plan, because friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
When you are confused — I will use little words. LMAO~
That poem is soooo true! Funny as hell but true! Great blog!
I like that! I just may have to steal it. I know a couple people to send it to. 🙂
Julie, I like that line too. lol
Kellie, That's why its so funny lol
Charlotte, Go for it. Heck, I got it from an email and I actually laughed out loud so I knew I had to post it.
haha those are good. I have send this to my mom.
LOL! I got to forward this to my friends. It's freaking funny.
Now, that's how should you be with your friends. lol.
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Dude;
That is pretty funny–especially the last line!