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Wisconsin Temperature Conversion Chart

If the temperature is . . .

60 Degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

40 F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

30 F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Lake Winnebago in Wisconsin starts getting cooler.

20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 F: All the people in Miami die. People in Wisconsin close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in Wisconsin sell cookies door to door.

25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in Wisconsin rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.

40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some Wisconsin are frustrated when they can't start their cars.

460 below zero: All atomic motion stops. People in Wisconsin start saying . . . “Cold 'nuff for ya?”

500 below zero: Hell freezes over. In Wisconsin, Packers win the Super Bowl!!

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