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The owner of a golf course in Madison was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from The University and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, “Everything but my earrings.”

You gotta love those Wisconsin women.

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A group of Wisconsin friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

“Where’s Bubba?” the others asked.

“Bubba had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail,” the successful hunter replied.

“You left Bubba laying out there and carried the deer back?” they inquired. “A tough call,”nodded the hunter.
“But I figured no one is going to steal Bubba!”

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A senior citizen of Wisconsin was overheard saying…

“When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Eau Claire .” When asked why, he replied he’d

rather be in Eau Claire because everything happens there 20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.
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The young man from Eau Claire came running into the store and said to his buddy,

“Sven, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!”

Sven replied, “Did you see who it was?

“The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number.”

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NEWS FLASH! – Wisconsin ‘s worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane,
piloted by two University of Iowa students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue
workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into
the evening.

The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

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A Wisconsin State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-43.

The trooper asked, “Got any ID?” The driver replied, “Bout whut?”

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A man in Hayward , had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a
bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He
asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, “I have a flat tire.” The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?”

The man responded, “When you break down they tell ya to put flares in front and flares in the back!
I never did understand it either.

 

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