Hum the Boohbah theme song. Mention glycerin suppositories. Say, “Does this fat make me look fat?” Moo when you take your bra off. Call your partner “Daddy” in a singsong voice. Remind him of the greatest miracle of your relationship: the time he saw your vagina turn inside out. I… Read More »How NOT to rekindle the romance after kids:
Yes, you heard me right. Will took his first steps tonight. Actually, make that step. He took one step 5 times with his right foot. He hasn’t quite figured out how to do it with his left yet. It was truly an exciting night here (even more exciting than getting… Read More »Will Walked!
Today, I had to say goodbye to my trusty Airwalks. It was a sad day. I’ve had these shoes for about 13 years. I think I got them in high school, so they may be a bit older. I loved these shows. They were comfortable and they lasted a long… Read More »Goodbye
I spent today trying to find a new oven online. My oven has decided to have a mind of its own. Sometimes it is twenty five degrees below what I set it; sometimes it is twenty five over. The thing can’t make up its mind, and it is getting increasingly… Read More »Stoves, PR, RankSpanks, and Izearanks
Well, not quite now. I am calling to see how much it is to rent a dumpster, so we can start demoing the room in the basement. However, I don’t know how long we need it for or how big of one we need, so I sound like a moron… Read More »The Demo Starts Now