I finally talked Bill into letting me cater Christmas Eve. Why is this important? Well, there will be 9 of us and 2 kids. That’s a lot of food. Also, we leave Christmas morning for Green Bay. For a week. I really do not want to leave that mess for… Read More »Christmas Eve
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands… Read More »Clocks In Heaven
Yeah, we have a furnace. And we have a furnace that works. It is nice to be warm. Furnace was done about 2 o’clock on Friday so I went to pick up some lunch at Burger King and came back. Got home and my phone and internet did not work.… Read More »Life
As of yesterday, I am 12 weeks pregnant. Next Sunday I will be considered in my 2nd trimester. Yeah!!!!!!!!! What that means is that I just lowered my risk of a miscarriage considerably. Just keeping my fingers crossed here!
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4)… Read More »Philosophy of Life