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I found this pretty funny . . . A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with “Once Upon A Time?” “No,” he replied. “A whole lot of them begin with ‘If elected, I promise…’”

I know, great title for a post. Here’s the deal though. Since Madison was seventh months old, she has had pooping issues. We were actually doing semi-good with it (meaning she would actually poop every 2 – 3 days). Then we started potty training, and it has completely gone downhill… Read More »Pooping

How do I live in the only state in nation who cannot figure out how to get an accurate tally of the votes in a timely matter? We are still waiting to see who won for Cook County President here. The canidates are pissed and I do not blame them.… Read More »Voting

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to you?” “Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both… Read More »Golf

I actually got this in an email. If you ever have used Jiffy Lube, you definately need to watch this. It is pretty scary that these places get away with things like this. I would love these reporters to go out again in about six months and see if they… Read More »Jiffy Lube