Revenge

by Lisa Martin
December 21, 2006January 17, 2009
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Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet…
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush….

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FlickerFlucker December 21, 2006 at 12:18 pm

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That gave me a chuckle

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